“Sunday, March 10 2013 at 12:00 AM” doesn’t exist. #mindbottling
Hipster Batman only wears 100% handmade local capes.
Bay. Con. Mmm.
Sure enough, this group showed up and I was cornered. #walkingdeadbday #outofammo
At 5:30, @sararosser handed me this and said “you’re gonna need this in 20 minutes”
I think my coworkers love me. Or they want me to die. Either way, I’m psyched about it! (at The Dave Ramsey Show)
@sararosser knows exactly what she’s doing. #awesomewife #luckyman
Got a little surprise in my lunch today. :) #lucky (at The Dave Ramsey Show)
I guess it was only a matter of time.
Husband, father, and maker of internets.
